What is The Cutty Bang?
Is it an open mic cabaret show or is it a relentless quiz without prizes or even right or wrong answers.
Musicians, performers, poets and artists are invited to perform and participate under the eternal Malcolm Hardee caveat. Audience members either real or imagined will have their knowledge of dead darts players and dead horses tested until a small knitted character screams accusatory profanities bringing an uncomfortable halt to proceedings.
Live colouring in, Dadaist poetry recitals along with the anointing of popes happen more often than not. Expect to see a fur suited polar bear setting the world to rights, a bum attempting to explain his crisp based fetishes and a man singing an ode to his bag of wind.