Lurch Monster's Tilly Butcher

Lurch Monster's Award Winning Tilly Butcher Is located on Hayton Road, in deepest darkest Tillydrone (Because you know, Lurch Ain’t Scared Of Nothing… Except Spiders and Clowns, Oh And Spider Clowns), Is Aberdeen's Only, Real Multi Award Winning Butcher Shop. Home To The Legendary £20 Pick & Mix the Greatest Most Bestest Sausages ever and the most bizarrest taste sensations on the planet. The Tilly Butcher Is Owned And Run By ‘Lurch Monster’ Who Has Been Kicking Ass And Taking Names In The Butchery Trade Since 2005. Lurch Only Brings In The Best Of Scotch Beef, Lamb And Pork From The Grampian Hills And Is Intent On Bringing Back An Honest Price To Butchery... because I'm that dammed awesome... and ace and stuffs.