Keldy's Emporium of Oddities and Tripe

Many of you will have seen my previous ads when I was resident on the Costa Del Sol. I am in the process of compiling a book of the ads which have appeared on the Facebook selling sites around the world. Everyone gets bored shitless trolling through page after page of baby clothes and high heels looking for that one bargain so with that in mind I decided that every ad I place will have a humorous paragraph in it to keep folks interested. Its great practice and I enjoy doing it....in fact so much so that if you require any ads preparing get in contact and we will work out a deal!