Professor A Bismal

Professor A Bismal is a barely known, self appointed eccentric Professor of the Unseen Arts, and a graduate of the Indivisible College (in other words we've made him up!). In his own words: “In some circles I am known as the Regent of Revolting and in others the Father of Foul. Other people call me 'The weird bloke who likes gross history'... those people aren’t invited! I prefer to describe myself as a Professor of Gore. I am fascinated by the bits of history that teachers would never tell you, the bits that would make old ladies gasp in shock and the stories that would make animals, including hamsters, shiver with shock.

The Professor provides Guided Tours for all ages around Oliver Cromwell's House in Ely and is avaliable for private functions within the house - Perfect for childrens parties and a unique experience.

The Savage 17th Century - Discover the awful origins of a favourite playground poem, be disturbed by the tales of a long dead head and it’s life after death and if you’re very lucky, the Professor will share his favourite recipes with you.....